Command History of My Life
📆 2026-04-18 09:02
Some people keep journals. I remember things like a terminal history. Not everything. Just the commands that mattered.
$ boot
No memory of this. Only the aftermath.
$ learn --walk --talk --repeat
Ran for years. Still running, in some ways.
$ connect --people
Some connections timed out. Some stayed open longer than expected. Only a few are still active.
$ make --mistakes
Ran in the background. Consumed more resources than intended.
$ trust --random-people
Security warning ignored.
$ make --plans && cancel --plans
This command started as soon as I got married ...
$ apt install motivation
Reading package lists... Done
Building dependency tree... Done
E: Unable to locate package motivation
$ exercise
Command skipped
$ become --adult
Still installing... Estimated time remaining: unknown
$ kill -9 stress
Operation not permitted.
$ systemctl restart me
Temporary fix.
$ update --self
Changelog unclear. New bugs introduced.
$ sleep --8h
Permission denied.
$ ps aux | grep energy
No results: grep --color=auto energy
$ ping success
Request timed out.
$ plan --future
Segmentation fault
$ exit
Process still running.