🐱 The Cat Has Demands

📆 2026-03-31 15:45

This is not an April Fools' Day prank

I regret to inform you that my cat (Luna) has unionized.

After extensive negotiations (and several bites), we've reached an agreement: I continue to provide food, warmth, and admiration, and in return, the cat continues to ... exist loudly.

However, there is a new clause: coffee must be provided. Not for me. For the cat. Don't ask questions.

Proof Luna needs coffee

If you would like to support this highly demanding creature (and its exhausted human assistant),

you can now send coffee offerings here:

☕ Fuel the cat with Ko-Fi

Every coffee helps maintain:

Jokes aside, every donation also helps me pay the bills for my cluster and keep things running smoothly. It's genuinely appreciated ❤️

Thank you for your cooperation. The cat is watching.

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