๐ Quotes from Table-Top RPGs
These are completely out-of-context quotes from a Dungeons and Dragons game that I am playing in.
Cast
The game consists of the following characters.
- Emilie van Draeckensteyn: A cheerful half-elf artillerist artificer.
- Taktuko: A somewhat slow firbolg berzkerer barbarian.
- Brandy: A sober dwarven grave cleric.
- Sir Vival: A human paladin with an immortality complex.
- Gordon Ramsey: A halfling rogue with a love of cooking.
Quotes
The quotes might be by the players themselves, or the characters they play. In all cases, context provided is absolutely minimal.
On force fields:
"You have to be within 10 feet of the rat machine!"
On werewolves:
"Is pulling the amulet out of its ass a bonus action?"
"Yes, but only if you roll sleight of hand."
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