New Year's Resolutions for 2026

These are the final auto-generated resolutions for 2026.

In 2026, I will finally tell a London bus driver how much I love them, and damn the consequences

...and I will expand my chain of tofu cafes into space

Don't like these resolutions? Maybe this will happen again for 2027. Who knows?

You will arm wrestle with Charlie XCX in the Large Magellanic Cloud