< The trials of dating as an ancient Millennial
I'm ashamed, too. m(
~bartender? Lemonade would be great. Ah, and a refill of soap to get that yuck off my hands ...
I could say something along the line of "take it as an exploration". But, alas, a guy talking about himself --- reminds me of that character in "The little Prince", who is drinking to forget that he is drinking ... great! That's not even worth the explore mode.
Oh well. I wish you better dates with a lot nicer people.
Ah, Kacey Musgraves just released a new album with funny cowgirl songs, maybe that can cheer you up a little? /me wanders over to the juke box ... but that stuff is a little recent. Sorry.
doesn't pay child support
That make me speechless.
Cheers!
PS: I would probably have walked out after half an hour at most. You are free to leave, too. Life is a bit short to waste time on ... such characters ...