>>> #43132 (378)
<Celia> la la la
* Archy` stretches and slowly moves arm around Craig
<Archy`> oops
<Archy`> damn TAB
<Archy`> erm....
<@Azhrarn> HAH

>>> #4363 (336)
<taz> 0x0020   5018 2238 83c7 0000 4745 5420 6874 7470       
P."8....GET.http
<taz> 0x0030   3a2f 2f77 7777 2e69 6b65 612e 636f 2e75       
://www.ikea.co.u
<taz> 0x0040   6b2f 7072 6f64 7563 745f 7072 6573 656e       
k/product_presen
<taz> 0x0050   7461                                          
ta
<taz> muha
* taz snooping mothers network traffic

>>> #623969 (30)
<Freman> I just asked my boss why he's doing all the new
gigabit runs in cat5 (not even cat5e) instead of cat6e... the
fool replies and says "cat6e has bugs in it"....

>>> #8278 (279)
<the__man> does anyone know if any brothel is open at this
hour? i need some action right away
<+Octane> the__man: you've been blessed with two hands and ten
fingers. go figure it out.

>>> #8215 (952)
<DotSPF> man, my mate is a complete div.
<DotSPF> he asked for my help coz he'd forgotten his hotmail
password - I go round to see if he's put in a secret question
so I can resurrect his account.
<DotSPF> what a prick
<DotSPF> his secret question was 'what is my password'
<DotSPF> i'm gonna go out and see if I can find him a cheap
iMac

>>> #8003 (133)
<Jon-> tom
<Jon-> imagine if your ISP pulled cable
<Jon-> what would you do?
<mewse> quit irc?
<mewse> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<mewse> hah.

>>> #647033 (313)
You Are Hemp: i bit my lip pretty hard today
You Are Hemp: there was blood on the opposite side
You Are Hemp: didnt get me laid though
hobopower113: does biting ones lip usually get one laid?
You Are Hemp: i guess not...

>>> #22904 (460)
<@Social> mathcore is DEP
<@Social> and mr gayngle
<@Phil> "AHHHHHH ONE PLUS TWO EQUALS THREE I HATE YOUR MOM
AHHHHHHHH ::fast guitars::"
<@Phil> oh
<@Phil> i thought it was hardcore with mathematical lyrics
<@Social> lol
<@Social> LOL
<@Social> oh man
<@Social> that made me laugh
<@Social> AHAHA
<@Social> that would be great
<@Phil> i was being serious
<@Social> like
<@Phil> i would be a pioneer of that genre
<@Social> "AH 2 TIMES FUCKING 3 EQUALS 6 DIVIDED BY THE SQUARE
ROOT OF YOUR MOTHER'S LOVE!!!!! FUCK!!!!"

>>> #184416 (742)
<ped> man hotmail is so gay
<ped> ecspecially now
<JC_Omega> ped, I've told you before its hotmail not
www.hotmale.com
<@SJr> LOL

>>> #47590 (115)
<GSValore> basic VMS system I configured a moment ago from
compaq was like $33,000US
<GenmaC> haha
<GenmaC> "hmmm...get a car...get a VMS box...get a car...get a
VMS box..."