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>>> #43132 (378) <Celia> la la la * Archy` stretches and slowly moves arm around Craig <Archy`> oops <Archy`> damn TAB <Archy`> erm.... <@Azhrarn> HAH
>>> #4363 (336) <taz> 0x0020 5018 2238 83c7 0000 4745 5420 6874 7470 P."8....GET.http <taz> 0x0030 3a2f 2f77 7777 2e69 6b65 612e 636f 2e75 ://www.ikea.co.u <taz> 0x0040 6b2f 7072 6f64 7563 745f 7072 6573 656e k/product_presen <taz> 0x0050 7461 ta <taz> muha * taz snooping mothers network traffic
>>> #623969 (30) <Freman> I just asked my boss why he's doing all the new gigabit runs in cat5 (not even cat5e) instead of cat6e... the fool replies and says "cat6e has bugs in it"....
>>> #8278 (279) <the__man> does anyone know if any brothel is open at this hour? i need some action right away <+Octane> the__man: you've been blessed with two hands and ten fingers. go figure it out.
>>> #8215 (952) <DotSPF> man, my mate is a complete div. <DotSPF> he asked for my help coz he'd forgotten his hotmail password - I go round to see if he's put in a secret question so I can resurrect his account. <DotSPF> what a prick <DotSPF> his secret question was 'what is my password' <DotSPF> i'm gonna go out and see if I can find him a cheap iMac
>>> #8003 (133) <Jon-> tom <Jon-> imagine if your ISP pulled cable <Jon-> what would you do? <mewse> quit irc? <mewse> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA <mewse> hah.
>>> #647033 (313) You Are Hemp: i bit my lip pretty hard today You Are Hemp: there was blood on the opposite side You Are Hemp: didnt get me laid though hobopower113: does biting ones lip usually get one laid? You Are Hemp: i guess not...
>>> #22904 (460) <@Social> mathcore is DEP <@Social> and mr gayngle <@Phil> "AHHHHHH ONE PLUS TWO EQUALS THREE I HATE YOUR MOM AHHHHHHHH ::fast guitars::" <@Phil> oh <@Phil> i thought it was hardcore with mathematical lyrics <@Social> lol <@Social> LOL <@Social> oh man <@Social> that made me laugh <@Social> AHAHA <@Social> that would be great <@Phil> i was being serious <@Social> like <@Phil> i would be a pioneer of that genre <@Social> "AH 2 TIMES FUCKING 3 EQUALS 6 DIVIDED BY THE SQUARE ROOT OF YOUR MOTHER'S LOVE!!!!! FUCK!!!!"
>>> #184416 (742) <ped> man hotmail is so gay <ped> ecspecially now <JC_Omega> ped, I've told you before its hotmail not www.hotmale.com <@SJr> LOL
>>> #47590 (115) <GSValore> basic VMS system I configured a moment ago from compaq was like $33,000US <GenmaC> haha <GenmaC> "hmmm...get a car...get a VMS box...get a car...get a VMS box..."
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