Could you drive the car over to my sister’s place? Then she’ll give you the KEYS once you’re there.

What a confusing request! What keys could this person mean?

The car KEYS, for the car that she needs. You’ll get the KEYS once you’re there.

Now you have found the confusion - this person is not thinking clearly. You will need keys, first, or you will not be able to drive the car.

*No, car starts with ‘c’, so car first. Then ‘k’ comes after, so you get the KEYS later.

This is all out of order, and we don’t even know where she lives.

She does not live at North Street. That’s the old address, so don’t go there.

Knowing where she does not live does not help us getting there.

She lives on South Street, but I have to tell you about all the changes first.

At last, it all makes sense! This person writes Linux man pages for a living. In fact he just finished writing the manual for the calcurse program.

So -a is equivalent to -Q and the other flag that I don’t know. That would make sense if I knew what any of them were. Let’s continue reading!

So --days lets us specify ‘days’ when using the (still completely unknown) -Q flag, and --export-uid will help us exporting a uid (which is perfectly clear, assuming you already know how to export (covered later) and know what a hash is). Then --from gives us more options for this mysterious -Q; what a lot of options it has! And -F, I am informed, should not be used. Thanks, manual, for telling me that I should not be using this flag, as it is not quite the same as -P (which we will - gods willing - soon learn about).

But I feel tired. I have forgotten why I opened this calendar. I think I wanted to meet with a human, but I’ve lost all will to interact with humanity since encountering the calcurse manual. So I’m going to skip ahead to the examples section, which may have an example of whatever it was I wanted to do.

Alas! No examples in the document.

Not one.

…which seems strange, because I have one here:

Now I see my error. It has no ‘examples’, only ‘EXAMPLES’, in the standard shouty-caps-language of the Linux manual writer.

Manual writers, eh? They’re a funny old lot, but once you get to know them, you can stop wasting your time and just go to Stack Exchange immediately.