As I was pounding in the last nail, my dog quietly walked by, avoiding eye contact, carrying a rubber toy, two bowling pins, a puppy, a sack full of lemons, a watermelon, a tube of sunblock, an umbrella, a paint roller, and one high-heeled shoe.
2025-04-16 · 1 year ago
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☕️ johan · 2025-04-16 at 18:42:
This was certainly a great surprise for me. Who was it then in the coffin I had just nailed shut? Was my dog still alive? I could swear he was crushed this morning by a piano falling from the eleventh floor down to the street, during our walk; the tether was all that was sticking out from underneath the pile of wood and strings. I started to quickly undo the lid from the coffin.
🖥️ mrrobinhood5 · 2025-04-16 at 23:45:
wait wait, I find it hard to believe that he avoided eye contact
🚀 stack [OP] · 2025-04-16 at 23:46:
My dog's pronouns are SHE/HER
👻 darkghost · 2025-04-17 at 15:12:
I find it harder to believe a dog carried a watermelon.