what genius decied to call it spicy food?! there are million spices and most of them don't hurt
also what galaxy brain decided to call it hot?! black pepper is hot, the rest are not, the thought that someone might never try the downright magic effect that black pepper has of making your food feel hot even when it's not just because y'all can't words infuriates me!
wasabi/mustard is a punch in the face, very enjoyable, and the rest is just pain... i know what buring feels like, not even close, it's just pure distilled pain for masochistic perverts, who should stop gaslighting everyone to normalize their kink... except garlic, garlic is fine...
May 01 · 6 days ago