Comment by ๐Ÿš€ stack

Re: "old fart programmer life: - *codes bunch of crap to makeโ€ฆ"

In: u/namark

- *Flies his CitationJet to Maine to buy a lobster*

๐Ÿš€ stack

Mar 10 ยท 8 weeks ago

10 Later Comments โ†“

๐Ÿฆ” bsj38381 ยท Mar 10 at 22:49:

If I were to get a job in coding, I would probably pick Python, C or maybe Lisp, and HTML.

๐Ÿ namark [OP] ยท Mar 11 at 06:48:

lisp? C? yeah yeah yeah sure come over, we got those, yeah, yeah, cool, hey how about this for starters, just a little test right, see rust is in these days, right, so you know, why don't you just give it a go, huh? see where you can get with it, no rush take your time, let me give you a little raise for innovation right off the bat, cool right? what? lisp? C? yeah yeah we got those, I'll talk to higher ups to get you into some of those soon. Oh and there is this 1 python build script you can maintain, your favorite right? there ya go!

๐Ÿš€ stack ยท Mar 11 at 16:14:

AI gone bad?

๐Ÿ namark [OP] ยท Mar 11 at 17:53:

read slow, vocalize, you can do it, i believe in you

๐Ÿš€ stack ยท Mar 11 at 18:24:

What is your native language? [my thinking is German or Dutch, or GenZ] Your grasp of nuanced English is rather poor. Before trying to be obnoxious and insulting it helps to understand the subtleties of words and expressions.

Otherwise it's just kind of boringly amusing. Or mostly nonsensical.

๐Ÿ namark [OP] ยท Mar 11 at 19:43:

yes my native language is stackinsult, so unfortunatley whatever i say stack gets insulted, specifically the bonkmemommy dialect, which makes me vulnerable to word policing admins who don't care what people actually mean

๐Ÿš€ stack ยท Mar 11 at 19:50:

clsiebold, are you hiding behind all this broken english?

You have to do a lot better than that to insult me. So far I am cracking up at your misguided choice of words and lack of grammar, all while failing to be snarky

๐Ÿ—ก๏ธ The_Jackal ยท Mar 11 at 20:13:

@stack I've heard of this cleisibold. What did he do?

๐Ÿš€ stack ยท Mar 11 at 20:19:

A talented programmer, but mentally unstable and for some reason hyper-focused on me.

Basically what you see here. Bullying and trying to maybe 'cancel' me.

I have a hard time imagining that I have not one but two fans with nothing better to do than to try to insult me in a comically pedestrian fashion.

๐Ÿ namark [OP] ยท Mar 11 at 20:35:

I AM SPARTAAHEM scuseme cisieboid? cisleblod? cislelbod!

Original Post

๐Ÿ namark

old fart programmer life: - *codes bunch of crap to make ton of money* - *has so much money retires* - *look at young people that code bunch of crap to make centner of money* - stop coding all this crap, there is enough crap in this world already! - *sits on a bag of cash and meditates* unnecessary complexity my ass

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