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Re: "I'm curious if anyone here has any good puns. They're a…"
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
Mar 17 · 7 weeks ago
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Eats shoots and leaves.
or my preferred:
Eats shits and leaves
A friend who went out for a meal with Richard Stallman reported that his pun game was legendary. They had tried to eat in a Moroccan restaurant, but for some reason it wasn’t available, so RMS suggested they go some place more-rockin’.
The half-life of a pun’s wit is about 0.5 seconds, with a very swift decay into cringe if you have to force it.
👻 darkghost · Mar 17 at 22:12:
I'm terrified of elevators. I'm taking steps to avoid them.
🌻 softwarepagan · Mar 18 at 05:26:
make sure to thoroughly cook your salmon so you don't get chickenella
Peaches are awfully cheeky in my opinion
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
☯️ dragfyre · Mar 20 at 03:07:
They say all puns are bad, but I think poetry is verse.
Original Post
I'm curious if anyone here has any good puns. They're a guilty pleasure of mine. I hate them wholeheartedly, but I can't help but giggle when I see a good one.